Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Breadline Is Open! (For Real This Time)

Some of you might remember that back in May I had won the monthly drawing over at Breadline Books and roped myself a free copy of Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without A Face, and encouraged anybody with a passion for reading to head on over and check the blog out. Breadline then promptly stopped updating, leaving many to wonder what had become of the world's greatest pantry.

Guys, you're in the wrong line. Guys?
Out of curiosity, and perhaps a bit of "Where's my pics? D:" I decided to pop over to Breadline and see what was up, and it seems that after a few month intermission caused by the one and only Apple, that operations have resumed. A very brief July breadline was opened on the twenty-fifth, but that has already given way to this month's very own drawing. While I'm sure the first two winners have already been selected, you still have a chance at becoming the third monthly winner, so get your butt in gear and click this link.

More important than the reopening of what could potentially be the greatest service anybody could do for mankind is the very awesome reality that you may all now witness my beautiful face! Never before have you seen such wonderfully sculpted lines, beautifully chiseled chins, or carefully crafted creeping eyes. Don't believe in my beauty? Have a look for yourself.

I would like everyone to know that this post is not a plug for Breadline Books, but rather, a plug for my own narcissism. You may now carry on with your day. Unless your name is Jarvis, in which case I need you over here right now. My grape bowl is empty and needs filling.