"Hoo," says the owl
"Moo," says the cow
"Quack," says the duck
"Squeak," says the mouse
"Meow," says the cat
"Woof," says the dog
"Ssss," says the snake
"Chirp," says the bird
"Bzzz," says the bee
"Fuck!" Screams the angry little poet who just stubbed his toe
