Yes, I did think about how the cast of Scrubs would work out in Super Smash Bros., and yes, I did decide on who would be a fighter and who would be an assist trophy. I won't be listing any attacks or playstyles, but here's the general break-down of what I came up with:
Playable Characters (the names used represent their in-game names):
J.D.
Turk
Dr. Cox
Denise
Drew
Lucy
The Janitor
Assist Trophies:
Elliot (Could be used as a fighter considering her super strength, but her personality by the end of the series doesn't really reflect someone who would participate in a battle. However, considering Lucy's inclusion, I suppose Elliot could work out as well. Haven't really decided yet.)
Carla
Dr. Kelso
Sunny
Cole
Sunny
Cole
Additionally:
The Todd could be a playable fighter and represent the majority of the supporting characters. As a joke character with actual gameplay, I imagine he'd play similarly to Captain Falcon with the majority of his kill moves being high fives.
Yes, this was fun.
