Ever since my early days of childhood Pokemon has played a role in my life. When I was younger that role was far more consuming than it has been in the past few years or so, and this is due in large part to the fact that not only has the anime become a total tankfest, but the games have been rehashing the same generic everything for over a decade and have somehow managed to get progressively worse.
Munchlax lives with Snarf in the land of terrible fucking ideas. |
Of course ever since the beginning of time, or maybe the mid-to-late 1990's (but really, that was the beginning of time), Pokemon has been a festering zit full to the white capped brim with spin-offs and promotional toys. Sure, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Digimon and to a lesser extent Monster Rancher all had similar tie-in material, but Pokemon was like that classy looking slut that you knew had herpes, but you were willing to collect all of those painful sores (and there were 151 of them) for just a brief look inside.
Gotta cash 'em all! |
Pokemon Stadium, Pokemon Stadium 2, Pokemon Snap, and Pokemon Puzzle League would all make themselves known as some of the greatest games on the Nintendo 64, which also became the home of Hey You, Pikachu! which never seemed to work right and that damn tiny microphone was always falling apart or getting lost or something. To most people this is about all they can remember in terms of Pokemon. Nothing worth while happened after these games. Fortunately for the rest of the world, these people are very wrong.
Pokemon Colosseum, Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness, Pokemon Rangers, and Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon all have been released in the new millennia, some of which are sequels to previous spin-offs, effectively making them a series, and some have their own sequels, so they've started a series. Unfortunately many of these games have been overlooked by the general public, and even a large portion of the gaming community, falling into the realm of Pokefans. This is because everyone in the world acts like Snivy.
I called you a Snivy. |
Pokemon Rumble, while, yes, it is repetitive, will be fun as hell for people who like anything with a bit of an arcade feel, a dungeon crawler feel, a beat-'em-up feel, or Pikachu. At first glance the idea that "hay gaiz teh mons are toyz and cants evolve" seems like a lazy excuse not to make a full evolutionary chain or implement a level system, but this is actually not the case. Most of the Pokemon you encounter in the game will have their entire evolutionary line completely intact, and while they don't level up, that fact alone actually forces you to rethink your strategy every time you want to enter the tournament or charge into a stage. It's also some brilliant plan on the part of the developers to show off the four or five dozen Pokemon included in the game, and not let them rot in the realm of the under appreciated.
I've also seen videos and screenshots of PokePark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure which looked like the most ridiculous piece of crap to ever attempt cashing in on a popular franchise. But that was when I was in Walmart. After looking it up at home, PokePark Wii looks like it should have been named Pikachu 64, because it even has penguin race, and that's never a bad thing. Seeing some of the newer Pokemon (y'know, the ones I've been trolling for half of this post) in this light have also helped me get over my bullshit and acknowledge that they're not too bad. Except for Magmortar, because he's still bullshit. Same with Munchlax.
Stop. Ruining. Good. Pokemon. |